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    男拧x1 VS 女拧x12

    爱情呼叫转移     今年有部《命运呼叫转移》,还没来得及看,倒是去年的《爱情呼叫转移》下完了后晾硬盘上多日,于是择机将隔年货灭了.首先申明,我只是将这部电影当作纯粹的搞笑贺岁片看待,并没有一丁点多余的期望,真要是品出点什么,那就当是寒冬夜里的福利,仅此而已.
     
         抨击一下片中的天使——刘仪伟同志自然是首当其冲的事情,这厮着实贱的可以,拥有猥琐无敌的形象也就算了,鬼头鬼脑神经兮兮的讲话还是算了,靠,tmd竟然穿着破球鞋扮天使飘起来...这还了得,我断然接受不了心目中的天使纯美形象被如此的玷污,于是我小小的呼吁下: 神呐,让刘仪伟打哪来就回哪去吧!
     
         徐峥在我脑海中的印象仅限于《春光灿烂猪八戒》一部,平时也没什么了解,因此对他戏内戏外的方方面面无法做评价,但在这部娱乐电影之中,他扮演的徐朗同志还是有一定表现力滴,将现世中男人所处的境地透过嘎多艳遇婉转的表达了出来.但凡男人,只要是单身的,我敢说没人不想着走出大门就有艳遇撞上来滴,当然,我家小猪这样一门心思在WOW上滴男拧是极少数的个例,在此不做讨论,女少男多的大环境下,没着落的男人多少会有危机感,再加上这个年纪本身就该有对异性的渴望,如此种种直接或间接导致了男人在与女人的恋爱战争未打响之前先处于了劣势,妻管严患者的逐年递增足以说明有愈演愈烈的趋势.如片中伊能静扮演的x总,和这样的女人在一起,有小白脸的感觉不说,光是那气势,那天上天下唯我独尊的威严,个男人心中能长期保持平衡么!?再如片子宁静扮演的潘xx,这到底是挑男人还是挑房子!?这一个个的比喻无不刺痛着男主角发虚的心啊,和这样的女人在一起,日子有盼头才怪.
     
         刘天使给的这个神奇手机虽然能带来艳遇,却掌控不了艳遇.于是刚结束七年之痒的徐朗便一次又一次的见识艳遇的可怕...有替未出世的宝宝找爸爸滴;有坚持坦白从宽,犯规杀无赦的;有搞男友海选会,结果给老妈找了个的;有爱狗无比,要给狗找狗爹的;最恶心就是那个黄圣依扮的80后,楞是叫着老公,把人当老爸使的...神经质的教师就不说了,压根就一毛病.事后回顾,这些哪是艳遇,根本就是18层地狱,一层更慌于一层哇!再回头看看七年之痒得不行的离婚前妻,还是那一星期四次的炸酱面,个女人换了茬男人咋就觉得她噶幸福呢...-.-
     
         好在徐朗同志最后算是明白了,个不是艳遇送上门就合适滴,爱情这东西,不花点功夫下去怎么能找到合适滴呢!?真以为有个破烂手机摁摁就可以送个对象过来?!靠,这还是那守株待兔,老婆总会有的年代么...劳烦先掂量掂量自个儿.片子也没想象中那么烂,权当娱乐,毕竟有12个mm在哇...(其实有个把都已经是老女人了-.-)
     
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    12/20/2007 10:54:46 PM | Blog it | 影视城堡 >>

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    Aug. 20
    acca Ywrote:
    个我觉得还好吧...可能在看的时候 考虑的东西不是手机-.-
    也根本没往这上面去想
    Dec. 21
    chenchen 宝贝wrote:
    那個我在哪裏說這本電影純手機廣告宣傳片。
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    acca Ywrote:
    夜马子...
    3点多了还在蹦啊!!?
    Dec. 21
    少华wrote:
    哈哈哈哈　我终于上来了，，爱情呼叫转移好看呢　，命运呼叫转移下了还没看，明天吧．．．．
    Dec. 21

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